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26

Mar

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo:
im so sad
romeo:
ill never be happy
romeo:
a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo:
WHO DAT
romeo:
SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo:
imma dance with her
romeo:
*dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet:
dafuq are you
romeo:
shh *kiss*
juliet:
:oo
*party over*
romeo:
AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo:
LADY
romeo:
HEY LADY
juliet:
OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo:
yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet:
dont you think its too soon
romeo:
idk
juliet:
brb
romeo:
k
juliet:
HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo:
AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli:
FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar:
idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo:
yeh
friar:
ok fine ur married
rome and juli:
yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt:
WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio:
excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt:
shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio:
WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo:
hnnn
tybalt:
....
romeo HNNN
tybalt:
...
romeo:
hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt:
oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince:
ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo:
i sorry
prince:
no ur banished
romeo:
HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo:
*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar:
no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo:
k *leaves*
juliet:
FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar:
NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet:
ok
juliet:
*goes home and drinks potion*
nurse:
hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet:
wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse:
k
juliet:
*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant:
AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant:
JULIET'S DEAD
romeo:
WHAT
romeo:
WHAaaAaaaT
romeo:
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo:
*buys potion*
romeo:
*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo:
oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo:
but im sure she is
romeo:
*kiss juliet*
romeo:
*drinks poison*
romeo:
he ded
juliet:
*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet:
IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet:
HE DED
juliet:
*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar:
*comes in cell*
friar:
uh oh
prince:
WHAT DIS
CAPULET:
WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET:
WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE:
WHAT DIS
CApULET:
*strokes montagues face* brother

24

Mar

22-23 / ∞ pictures of Hadley Fraser


Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera.

Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera.

(Source: hpanaro)

In Response to Some Comments Made on an Older Post

thisistheater:

So awhile back, we did a gif post, like we do, and gist of it was that people think actors and techs hate each when really we all need each other in a one, big, crazy family type of way.

Some comments we got on it were kind of disappointing with people saying things like how techs and actors…

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just-a-little-nexttonormal:

Definition: Person who does not skip songs titled “Springtime for Hitler”, “Omigodyouguys”, and “Everybody’s a Little Bit Racist” when they come up on Pandora

gearmarkpictures:

Words to live by.

gearmarkpictures:

Words to live by.

When Someone Brings Any Type of Snack to Rehearsal

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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earlcarpenter:

If you didn’t want me to talk about musicals for 5 hours then you shouldn’t have muttered that one sentence that vaguely sounds like a lyric from a musical really you brought this on yourself 

(Source: effiedaae)

When you have to send a crew member onstage to fix something